Interview with an Arab


An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. visa.
Consul:
- What is your name?
Arab:
- Abdul Aziz.
Consul: - Sex?
Arab: - Three to six times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: - Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: - Holy cow!
Arab: - Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: - Man ........ isn't it hostile?
Arab: - Horse style, dog style, any style.
Consul: - Oh..........dear!
Arab: - Deer? No deer, they run too fast!